what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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