He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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