i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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