they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you will always have a special place in my vag
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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