let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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