Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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