Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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