With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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