I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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