listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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