And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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