I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
