Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
organizing the empties. That sober.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
