Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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