tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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