fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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