She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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