Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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