You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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