I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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