I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
