Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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