So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
