If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Four minutes until I can fart!
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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