Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
