I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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