Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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