i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
