If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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