Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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