So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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