If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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