I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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