I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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