he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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