That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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