he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm experimenting with sincerity
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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