she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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