who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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