Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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