I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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