I bet he comes in French.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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