On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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