why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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