i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
