no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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