dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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