I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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