Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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