I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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