Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I fill condoms, not promises.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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