does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Blood and glitter go together right?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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