Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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