My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
