never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She swung at the pinata with crutches
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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