it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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