whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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