OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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