16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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